NOW THAT I'VE OPENED MY MAC HOW MIGHT I ELECTROCUTE MYSELF?  (2.2)
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       Like most computers a Macintosh contains lots of exciting 
  high voltage equipment that can deliver shocks ranging from mildly 
  surprising to motherboard-frying to lethal.  Since compact Macs cram 
  the high voltage picture tube and power supply into the same cramped 
  space shared with the motherboard, they're particularly dangerous.  
  If you're intent on committing computer-assisted suicide, here 
  are a few simple procedures that will greatly enhance your chance 
  of success:

* Be sure the computer and all cables are plugged in when you 
  work on it.  It's difficult (though not impossible) to get a good, 
  solid shock without at least 120 volts of AC surging through the 
  works.

* Wear lots of metal jewelry.  Long, dangling gold bracelets make 
  the most effective unexpected electrical contact between the picture 
  tube and your heart.

* Naturally you yourself want to be nice and clean before working 
  on your Mac so take a long shower.  Don't bother to dry off though.  
  The heat from your Mac should dry you just fine.

* Pay special attention to the picture tube and flyback 
  transformer.  Fondle them.  Know them.  Love them.  If you're still 
  conscious take apart the power supply.  (That's the silver box with 
  the big red warning letters on it.)

* Invite all your pets and small children to watch you work.  
  However there's no reason to invite an adult who might have the 
  presence of mind to call 911 should you be injured.